My friends, they love my intelligence
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm eating all of the evidence.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
