gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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