You're completely useless in the revolution.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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im holly from the hills drunk
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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