I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
