There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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