no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I think I won the penis lottery.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Randomize
