im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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