I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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