What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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