in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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