hell yes lets make some ravioli
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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