If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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