So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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