so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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