The maid of honor just puked.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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