Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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