The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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