Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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