I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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