dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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