i think my mom watched the whole time
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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