Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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