He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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