Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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