so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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