I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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