I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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