The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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