i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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