just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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