Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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