Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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