actually, I'm a sock model
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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