Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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