she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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