How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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