I wanna passion pit in your ass
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
that's an acceptable place to lick
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
its liver damage thursday
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