Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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