I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Green mimosas i think yes
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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