There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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