You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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