She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
