who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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