no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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