We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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