I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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