i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
