you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
handjob tips. give me some.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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