So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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