Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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