Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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