i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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