No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
