Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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