Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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