just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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