Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My liver just had a heart attack.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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