i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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