He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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